Your Mom is so slutty...

• Your Mom is so slutty she got more clap than an auditorium.
• Your Mom is so slutty she's like a lemonade stand - 10 cents a squeeze.
• Your Mom is so slutty the free clinic sends her a christmas card.
• Your Mom is so slutty she could suck-start a Harley.
• Your Mom is so slutty she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
• Your Mom is so slutty when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
• Your Mom is so slutty that I could've been your daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
• Your Mom is so slutty she's blind and seeing another man.