Your Mom is so poor...

• Your Mom is so poor she has to borrow money from homeless people.
• Your Mom is so poor that her TV only has two channels: On and Off.
• Your Mom is so poor for Christmas she gave you a video of other people having Christmas.
• Your Mom is so poor that in her neighborhood a rainbow appears only in black and white.
• Your Mom is so poor she got married for the rice.
• Your Mom is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street wearing just one shoe and asked her, "Hey, did you lose a shoe?"  She replied, "No, I found one."
• Your Mom is so poor she can't even afford to pay attention.
• Your Mom is so poor she does drive by shootings on the bus.
• Your Mom is so poor, she cant kill the roaches because they pay her rent.
• Your Mom is so po' she can't afford the 'or'.
• Your Mom is so poor she had to put her cardboard box on a second mortgage.
• Your Mom is so poor I walked in her front door and went out the back.
• Your Mom is so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
• Your Mom is so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers.
• Your Mom is so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
• Your Mom is so poor your family had to eat cereal with a fork to save milk.
• Your Mom is so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning.
• Your Mom is so poor her face is on the front of a foodstamp.