Your Mom is so old...

• Your Mom is so old Cleopatra was in her year book.
• Your Mom is so old her birthday fell off the calendar.
• Your Mom is so old her social security number is in roman numerals.
• Your Mom is so old her ex-boyfriend is Fred Flintstone.
• Your Mom is so old God went to her for advice for creating the universe.
• Your Mom is so old she had a pet dinosaur.
• Your Mom is so old when she was young, she went to church in a chariot.
• Your Mom is so old that the key at the end of Ben Franklin's kitestring was to her apartment.
• Your Mom is so old that she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
• Your Mom is so old she sat behind God in third grade.
• Your Mom is so old that when she went into an antique shop, people started bidding on her.
• Your Mom is so old they used her for historical referance in the movie Jurassic Park.
• Your Mom is so old she owes Jesus 3 bucks.
• Your Mom is so old she ran track with Moses.
• Your Mom is so old she has Jesus' beeper number.
• Your Mom is so old her social security number is 1.
• Your Mom is so old that when God said let the be light, she hit the switch.
• Your Mom is so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
• Your Mom is so old her birth certificate says expired on it.
• Your Mom is so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
• Your Mom is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
• Your Mom is so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.