Your Mom is so mathematically inept...

• Your Mom conforms to Planck's law. The greater the frequency with which she screws, the more energetic she gets.
• The long double numeric variable type in C++ is insufficient to express the weight of Your Mom.
• The mass of Your Mom at rest is approximately equal to that of a neutron star traveling at (1-(10^-1000))c.
• (vector(me)){{dot}}(vector(YourMom)) = ||vector(Me)|| * ||vector(YourMom)||
• Your Mom's muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irration complex numbers.
• r' max=o1.5/(495 + 0.059401.5)=your mom's fat ass!
• Your mom is a convenient proof that the universe is still expanding exponentially.
• Your Mom is so fat that she can theoritically eat as much as she wants and can't get any fatter or she would create a spinning vortex and engulf herself.
• Your Mom is so fat that she overloads her own free functions.
• If your mom was a polar solute then intelligence would be a non-polar solvent.
• If we were to put the fat content your mom through SPSS, the findings would show the distribution would be highly leptokutotic.
• Your Mom is so fat that the coefficient of friction between her and her surroundings is greater than static, rolling, or kinetic friction.
• public boolean whore(String x) { if (x = "Your Mom") { return true; } else { return false; }
• (M+D)x2 = Your Mom [let M equal Mailman and D equal Next Door Neighbor's Dog (it took two tries)]
• Your Mom is so stupid, when I asked her how to get to engeering from bridge using jeffory tube, she said:" Jeffory tube145a, Jeffory tube178a, Jeffory tube110d, Jeffory tube169b."  Infact it should be jeffory tube145b, jeffory tube187a, jeffory tube111d,..
• Your Mom is so fat that you can't hear her abdominal aorta aneurysm with a duplex dopler.
• Your Mom is so ugly, that Pythagorean wouldn't touch her with a 3-4-5 triangle.
• Your Mom is so dumb that she tried to minimize a 12 variable function to a minimal sum of products expression using a karnaugh map instead of the Quine-McCluskey Algorithm.
• Your Mom is so fat, the recursive function computing her fatness causes a stack overflow.
• Your Mom is so stupid, her exchange particle is a "moron."
• Your Mom is dumb that she can't even solve a second-order non-homogeneous differential equation.
• Your Mom's mass is so huge, that considering 2Mm/r^2 is not even worth considering.
• The 3 basic mathematical formats are a point, a line and your mom.
• Your Mom is so dense she refracts light.
• Your Mom has a gravitational pull equal to that of the Sun.
• The moon rotates around the Earth, the Earth rotates around the Sun and the Sun rotates around your Mom.
• Your Mom is so large that, in theory, she can see the universe dying around her.
• Your Mom is like a Mandlebrot set; She contains an infinite number of Julia sets.
• Your Mom is so stupid, you told her Pi * r^2 and she said no, they're round.
• If we were to code your mom in a C++ function she would look like this: double mom (double fat){ mom(fat);return mom;};
• Let ym = Your Mom. ym/sex = 0.
• Your Mom is such a slut that around her electrons have a positive charge.
• Suppose your mom is skinny, then there exists a domain her ass fits in. Contratradiction, hence she has a huge ass.
• your mom = x/0 for every x in your mom.
• The infinite series of your mom from 0 to infinity is strictly diverging.
• Your Mom's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM
• Your Mom is so square, she's got imaginary numbers on her social security card.
• Your Mom is like a converging lens; wider in the middle than on either of the ends.
• Your Mom is so massive that the gravitational lensing effect is so great around her that a light beam passing within 1 AU has a radius of curvature of 6E9 meters.
• Your Mom's mass to volume ratio is such that she is able to float in a area of pure nitrogendioxide.
• The topology of your mom is very complicated: it involves surfaces which fold back on themselves.
• The volume of your mom is an improper integral.
• The integral of your mom is fat plus a constant, where the constant is equal to more fat.
• The derivative of your mom is strictly positive.