Your Mom is so stupid...

• Your Mom is so stupid she robbed a bank for common sense.
• Your Mom is so stupid she forgot the recipe for making ice cubes.
• Your Mom is so stupid she tried to mail a letter using food stamps.
• Your Mom is so stupid she thought that Fruit Punch was a gay boxer.
• Your Mom is so stupid she could't even pass a blood test.
• Your Mom is so stupid she locked herself inside her car.
• Your Mom is so stupid she tried to shake hands with a palm tree.
• Your Mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
• Your Mom is so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on the Soul Train.
• Your Mom is so stupid she brought her car back because there weren't any gloves in the glove-compartment
• Your Mom is so stupid she got fired from a blowjob.
• Your mom is so stupid she got locked in a McDonalds and lost 150 pounds.
• Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of the window ironing the curtains.
• Your Mom is so stupid she can only count to twenty when she's barefoot.
• Your Mom is so stupid it took her an hour to cook minute rice.
• Your Mom is so stupid she stared at the orange juice carton for five hours because it said 'Concentrate.'
• Your mom is so stupid she tried to return a donut because it had a hole in it.
• Your Mom is so stupid she fell out of a tree raking leaves.
• Your Mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
• Your Mom is so stupid she sold her car for gas money.
• Your Mom is so stupid she came running with a bowl after someone mentioned it was chilly outside.
• Your Mom is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
• Your Mom is so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
• Your Mom is so stupid she got fired from an M&M factory for throwing away the W's.
• Your Mom is so stupid she watches 'The Three Stooges' and takes notes.
• Your Mom is so stupid she thought Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company.
• Your Mom is so stupid she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
• Your Mom is so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
• Your Mom is so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
• Your Mom is so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
• Your Mom is so stupid she couldn't remember the number for 911.
• Your Mom is so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight.