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Never waste a wrong number! If you get repeatedly bothered with calls for "Jackie" that are obviously wrong numbers, ask who's calling. Cover the mouthpiece, then come back after a minute and tell them "Jackie is really furious with you, and doesn't want you to call ever again." Then hang up!
{Respectfully reproduced from The Second Official Handbook of Practical Jokes, by Peter Van der Linden}