"Chief Two Eagles," said the CNN reporter to the old Indian, "what changes have you seen in your 100 years of living?"

The Chief calmly replied, "When white man found this land, Indians were in charge. No taxes. No debt. Plenty buffalo. Plenty beaver. Air clean. Water pure. Women did all work. Medicine man heal for free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night making love to women." The Chief leaned back and smiled. "White man dumb enough to think he could improve a system like that?!"